Monday, August 4, 2014

True or false?


I was in your time zone and saw a lady named Tracey was wondering whether the story of Brother Ernest and Mary on Richard's Bass Bag* was true.
Yes it is Tracey.












* the original bass bagging site

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Just popped into this time zone to update.

I do lots of posts over the next few years. Cheers. Off again.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

How time zoning works.


Hi y'all.
People often ask me about time zoning and how I became a time zoner.
I thought this little explanation might help.
It's all related to where our consciousness is at any one point. People live in 'the now', but are we all living in the same now? In Rome, for example, it's 4.45am when it's 4.45pm in Auckland. Ask yourself this; is a Roman, who is just out of bed, living in the same 'now' as an Aucklander who is peeling the spuds for tea?
Taking this thought a step further, if you are experiencing the moment of 'now' right now, what's to stop someone else's 'now' being a minute or two behind? Or beforehand?
A time zoner, like myself, has become an expert at manipulating these 'now' moments.
With practice a person can slip in and out of time zones. I try not to use this skill for monetary gain and I'm careful not to fool with the fine tuning of the finite universe - that's called being a responsible time zoner.
I hope this little explanation helps and that someone like me now sounds less strange. Really I'm just a regular guy like you who is not always in the same 'now' moment.
This last picture is a shot of me assimilating into life (for a while) in Arabia in 1957. That was two weeks ago!
Maybe we will bump into each other in a different time zone one day?

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

I've already checked out Christmas for this year.

The good news is that it goes well for most of you.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Time zoning with Maureen.

Hi all, I've just been back in time with 'Aunty' Maureen Irving. It's nice to have a bit of company on these trips. Maureen showed me her horse Ringo and we had a blackberry nip together. She said that her pottery meerkats are selling well. She also went on a bit about Western riding. She invited me to come on the next ride. I think I will.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

My predictions for 2012.

Well, when I say 'predictions', I really know they're all true because I am able to jump between different time zones to check them out.
Here goes...
I'm predicting that the world could end in 2012 because, at present, I can only enter past time zones. This could simply be a malfunction or the Mayans could have got it right.
Several hundred years ago, the Ancient Mayans predicted the apocalypse on this very date. With their 5,125 year old calendar resetting itself to 0.0.0.0. on this date, many are preparing for the worst. However, how legit is the prophecy of the Mayans? Actually, even a freako like myself knows it is crap. Why would a calendar run out on such a silly number like 5,125?
Hey, panic over, just got my future time zones working again. I'm off into the future. Bye.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Time zones are interesting.

Have you ever wondered if I need to be in this time zone to write a post?
Well, I do, but not for long. Once the post is finished I can be off again.