Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Great news as Different Time Zone Bill fully recovers.

Hi, it's me, Bill.

I'm just back back from a time skip into the distant future where I was helped by some very advanced doctors.*

The room I had (will have?) in a medifoster facility in 3126.

I'm now feeling great. I decided it was time to learn a bit of self defence, so I studied the martial art of Sim Quan Ditto in 2942.
Watch out anyone who wants to have a piece of me now!

* this far in the future they're actually called 'medifosterers'

Monday, December 18, 2017

D.T.Z. Bill severely hurt in vicious unprovoked attack.

Different Time Zone Bill
Richard (of RBB): Different Time Zone Bill is in a serious but stable condition after being viciously attacked while on time zoning duty. Reports are still coming in but D.T.Z.Bill is heavily sedated and unable to give his account of the incident.
It appears that a person called Gardener 2 is claiming responsibility for the brutal  attack - see Here.

As yet the RBB Blog Police have not been called in because The Bass Bagging Confederation may be planning a more direct response. The near the BBC are suggesting that Baxter may become directly involved.

The Curmudgeon Inc. should be ashamed if they have instigated any of this. Please let me assure them that, if this is the case, at the very least they'll be looking for a new gardener. One without a sword wound in his neck.

Friday, December 15, 2017

The Evolution Revolution vs The Creationist Belief.

Okay, it seems that Darek Isaacs is the feature this week in blogland.

Darek Isaacs

I'll take a trip back in time and check this dinosaur thing.
I'm back - it'll seem like I was never gone to you.
It seems that the scientists have got the timelines pretty right.
Sorry Darek but I've just been back there - when the first humans started to be obvious there was no sign of dinosaurs. I also checked out for dragons.


Sorry, but you can't really argue with a time zoner.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Zoning in on a new era.

Hi, I'm just back in this time zone.

Me, Different Time Zone Bill.
I've been in the future and this whole Confederation thing turns out very well.
Better get out there and do some time zoning. See you too, fellow travellers.

Monday, August 4, 2014

True or false?

I was in your time zone and saw a lady named Tracey was wondering whether the story of Brother Ernest and Mary on Richard's Bass Bag* was true.
Yes it is Tracey.

* the original bass bagging site

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Just popped into this time zone to update.

I do lots of posts over the next few years. Cheers. Off again.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

How time zoning works.

Hi y'all.
People often ask me about time zoning and how I became a time zoner.
I thought this little explanation might help.
It's all related to where our consciousness is at any one point. People live in 'the now', but are we all living in the same now? In Rome, for example, it's 4.45am when it's 4.45pm in Auckland. Ask yourself this; is a Roman, who is just out of bed, living in the same 'now' as an Aucklander who is peeling the spuds for tea?
Taking this thought a step further, if you are experiencing the moment of 'now' right now, what's to stop someone else's 'now' being a minute or two behind? Or beforehand?
A time zoner, like myself, has become an expert at manipulating these 'now' moments.
With practice a person can slip in and out of time zones. I try not to use this skill for monetary gain and I'm careful not to fool with the fine tuning of the finite universe - that's called being a responsible time zoner.
I hope this little explanation helps and that someone like me now sounds less strange. Really I'm just a regular guy like you who is not always in the same 'now' moment.
This last picture is a shot of me assimilating into life (for a while) in Arabia in 1957. That was two weeks ago!
Maybe we will bump into each other in a different time zone one day?