Great news as Different Time Zone Bill fully recovers.

Hi, it's me, Bill.

I'm just back back from a time skip into the distant future where I was helped by some very advanced doctors.*

The room I had (will have?) in a medifoster facility in 3126.

I'm now feeling great. I decided it was time to learn a bit of self defence, so I studied the martial art of Sim Quan Ditto in 2942.
Watch out anyone who wants to have a piece of me now!







* this far in the future they're actually called 'medifosterers'

D.T.Z. Bill severely hurt in vicious unprovoked attack.

Different Time Zone Bill

Richard (of RBB): Different Time Zone Bill is in a serious but stable condition after being viciously attacked while on time zoning duty. Reports are still coming in but D.T.Z.Bill is heavily sedated and unable to give his account of the incident.
It appears that a person called Gardener 2 is claiming responsibility for the brutal  attack - see Here.

As yet the RBB Blog Police have not been called in because The Bass Bagging Confederation may be planning a more direct response. The near the BBC are suggesting that Baxter may become directly involved.

Baxter

The Curmudgeon Inc. should be ashamed if they have instigated any of this. Please let me assure them that, if this is the case, at the very least they'll be looking for a new gardener. One without a sword wound in his neck.

The Evolution Revolution vs The Creationist Belief.

Okay, it seems that Darek Isaacs is the feature this week in blogland.

Darek Isaacs

I'll take a trip back in time and check this dinosaur thing.
I'm back - it'll seem like I was never gone to you.
It seems that the scientists have got the timelines pretty right.
Sorry Darek but I've just been back there - when the first humans started to be obvious there was no sign of dinosaurs. I also checked out for dragons.

None!

Sorry, but you can't really argue with a time zoner.

Zoning in on a new era.

Hi, I'm just back in this time zone.

Me, Different Time Zone Bill.

I've been in the future and this whole Confederation thing turns out very well.
Better get out there and do some time zoning. See you too, fellow travellers.